The Handmaid's Tale
By Margaret Atwood
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


Offred:

I've got a name, but I won't ever tell it to you.

Commander:

I get to do Offred once a month, but I'd rather play Scrabble with her instead.

Nick:

I don't even get to play Scrabble with her. That sucks.

Ofglen:

(dies)

Offred:

Ofglen is dead.


-The End-