My brother tried to convinced me that he was going out with someone called amy who's a flight attendant,and works on the cross-country shift on southwest.

naturally, i called his bluff.

After a while, i got suspicious. So i decided to confirm that he was lying.
This sudden shift of power seemed to, well, empower him.
Thus, he decided to go on an Orweillian spree.

Oh, the things I put up with.

On another note, Rosa Parks died.

Bummer.