of mutagens and paintbrushes

i was just sitting down staring at a screen that was telling me about spontaneous mutations, induced mutations, tautomers and the like, while stroking my eyelashes like i always do when i am concentrating.

and i made a rather astounding discovery.

if i plucked out every single one of my eyelashes, straightened them out using a hair straightener, arranged them according to length, and put them back together with the longest ones in the middle and the shorter ones surronding it, it'd make a pretty fantastic round tip paintbrush.